Aunt Rita The Secret Of Life Lyrics

The Secret Of Life Lyrics

Couple of guys sittin' around drinkin'

Down at the Starlight Bar

One
of 'em says you know I've been thinking

Other one says, that won't get you
too far

He says, this your life and welcome to it

It's just workin'
and drinkin' and dreams

Ad on TV says ""Just do it""

Hell if I know
what that means



The secret of life is a good cup of coffee

The secret of life is keep your eye on the ball

The secret of life is
a beautiful woman

And Marilyn stares down from the barroom wall



You and me we're just a couple of zeros

Just a couple of
down-and-outs

But movie stars and football heros

What have they got
to be unhappy about?

So they turn to the bartender, ""Sam, what do you
think?

What's the key that unlocks that door?""

Sam don't say
nothin' just wipes off the bar

And he pours them a couple more



'Cause the secret of life is in Sam's martinis

The secret of life is
in Marilyn's eyes

The secret of life is in Monday night football

Rooling Stones records and mom's apple pies



Sam looks up from
his Sunday paper

Says, boys you're on the wrong track

The secret of
life is there ain't no secret

And you don't get your money back hey



The secret of life is gettin' up early

The secret of life is
stayin' up late

The secret of life is try not to hurry

But don't
wait...don't wait

The secret of life is a good cup of coffee

The
secret of life is keep your eye on the ball

The secret of life is to find
the right woman

The secret of life is nothin' at all oh it's nothin' at
all

The secret of life



Couple of guys sittin' around
drinkin'

Down at the Starlight Bar

One of 'em says you know Ic1