Atom And His Package What We Do On Christmas Lyrics

What We Do On Christmas Lyrics

[spoken:]
ever hear the right wing crazies talk about the jewish conspiracy.
and how the jews run the media, and they have all the money, and they pretty
much dominate the world. no, well i've heard of it and that would pretty much
leave one day of the year when no one else is around to have a whole year of
planning of world domination, and that's christmas. merry christmas
buddies!

it's christmas eve and you know i am hardly sleeping.
but
there are no presents waiting for me on the floor.
it's the one day of the
year when i use what my super jewish powers are for. (HEY!)

got
introduced to the network at my bar mitzvah.
got my code name and number
it's #16761.
while you were sitting aroudn the tree and that knockoff
menorah,
you're idle, we work. justice is done.

princess di, we
killed her. el nino, we made it. reggie white, is stupid. bilyl joel, let's
trade him.

if the neo-nazis know we're part of the conspiracy,
and if
it's as strong as they think, you think they'd be nicer to me.
still mad
about what happened to your pal jesus?
well, if he didn't die for your sins,
you'd be going to hell with the rest of us.

princess di, we killed her.
el nino, we made it.
reggie white, is stupid. bilyl joel, let's trade
him.

wouldn't you like to know what we do on christmas?
you think
we're sitting around polishing our horns?
making soup with the blood of the
christian born?
you think i'm being rude?
we go to the movies and eat
chinese food.