Atom And His Package Happy Birthday Ralph Lyrics

Happy Birthday Ralph Lyrics

alright, ralph...happy birthday...you freak...
you're breakin' hearts and
you're breakin' guitars
today's your birthday and you don't even know how
old you are
you're in love with every woman from tyler
you went swimming
in the ocean with my goddamn dialer
you used to be fat, i think then i liked
you best
'cuz now you're skinny, i'm chubby, and you make fun of my
breasts
and i'm sorry, but this may sound weird
but you gotta do
something 'bout the food in your beard

[Chorus:]
happy birthday,
ralph
i love you
even though you are fuckin' disgusting
happy
birthday, ralph
i love you
even though you are fuckin'
disgusting

[Bridge:]
you can't wear your bike hat because of your
hair
wherever you go, u break everything everywhere
this year, sixth
gear, now get on your way
(Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital
delay.)

some people, they think, they think you're rhastafarian
and
they ask you for pot
i think i like it, i know i like it
i like it a lot
because, because it pisses you off
so for your birthday
i got you some
hawaiian punch on tap
age p.o.t.
so now you can stop borrowing my
stuff
and trying your new kung fu moves out on
me

[Chorus]
[Bridge]

happy birthday, ralph, i love you
even
though you have a beard (are fuckin')
happy birthday, ralph, i love
you
even though you are perverted and weird

[Chorus]

happy
birthday, ralph, i love you