Artch Batteries Not Included Lyrics

Batteries Not Included Lyrics

Batteries not included, but still the price is right.

Full-sized, yours
exclusive to play with day 'n night.

High-speed vibration with full
remote-control.

Take it from a man who knows; This one's got it all.



You'll spin like a wheel

it's a touch of real.

"Bad-woman" Lucille

you've got sex-appeal.



Well, here we
have this specimen, a "creature of the night".

You'll cry in ecstasy
until the morning-light.

Hi-tech product with a life-time guarantee

You won't regret it - just you wait and see.

You live in a world

of make believe.

Imaginary-world

where nothing is real

"bad-woman" (Lucille)



There are no limits, we don't play it by
the rules.

Everything's permitted, nothing is taboo.

Use your
imagination - feel free

to expose your fantasy.

You're trapped in
your world of make-believe.

Imaginary-world where nothing is real.

Bad-woman Lucille...

we've got what you need...

for your world
of...make believe.