Arrogant Worms The Tv Weather Guy Lyrics

Tv Weather Guy Lyrics

My father was a lawyer, mom's at university

 My brother and my sister, they both have their ph.d.

 My grampa was a pilot shooting nazis from t he sky

 But i am the most famous, i'm a tv weather guy

 

 He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke

 H e always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke

 Thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky

 But he's got a steady income as a tv weather guy

 

 They said that i'm not qualified to be on the tv

 Don't know celsius from fahrenheit so i just say degrees

 I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies

 And end up being right more than the guy on channel five

 

 He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke

 He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke

 Thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky

 But he's got a steady income as a tv weather guy

 

 On saturdays i must be out of bed by five a.m.

 Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens

 Greeting all the viewers with a "hi-hi-hip-hello!"

 'cause it's the day i have to host a kiddie cartoon show

 

 He smiles at the camera then to his puppet sock

 He raves about the crayon drawings of the family dog

 Did a promo at the shopping mall and made the children cry

 He's a lousy clown but a good tv weather guy

 

 They said that i'm not cute enough to be an anchorman

 Not tough enough for sports and for the arts i was too bland

 But i know that some day i will reach my tv goal

 When i guest star on baywatch or 90210

 

 'til then i'll smile at the camera and tell a little joke

 He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke

 He wonders why big storms are always named for other guys

 But he's got a steady income as a tv weather guy

 He's got a steady income as a tv weather guy!