Arrogant Worms The Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Lyrics

Things Are Looking Bad For Santa Lyrics

When christmas rolls around santa's in his shop

 Managing his elves and trying to cut costs

 His plant is out of date, it needs modernization

 He has quite a large debt accumulation

 

 Elves are expensive, they do not come cheap

 You would not believe the bills for the heat

 Santa stands to lose everything he owns

 If he defaults on yet another of his loans

 

 Things are looking bad for santa

 He can slip down chimneys but he can't balance accounts

 Things are looking bad for santa

 If he wrote a cheque it probably would bounce

 

 He hires an accountant to come and advise

 The accountant says that he has been unwise

 Even if the costs were cut down drastically

 It's still hard to make money giving things away for free

 

 Santa claus decides to wipe the slate clean

 Lays off half the elves and buys modern machines

 Then he auctions off all unnecessary stock

 He gets a lot for rudolf from ripley's believe it or not

 

 Things are looking bad for santa

 He's made all sorts of changes but it hasn't fixed a thing

 Things are looking bad for santa

 Misses claus has left him and the elves are picketing

 

 Hey! hey! ho! ho! the big fat pig has got to go!

 Hey! hey! ho! ho! the big fat pig has got to go! (he's gotta go!)

 

 Santa's had enough, he locks the elves outside

 Butchers all the reindeer and sells off all their hides

 Sells his shop to disney and leaves the north pole

 To go find cheaper labour down in mexico

 

 Feliz navidad (ho ho ho )

 Feliz navidad (ho ho ho )

 Feliz navidad, la la la bamba, feliz navidad (another margarita, senorita)

 Feliz navidad (have you been a good girl this year?)

 Feliz navidad (here's a couple of extra pesos)

 Feliz navidad, la la la bamba, feliz navidad

 Ho ho ho!