Arrogant Worms The The Last Sensitive Cowboy Lyrics

The Last Sensitive Cowboy Lyrics

When you hear that i'm a cowboy and i work the cattle trail

 You probably assume i'm big and tough (big and tough)

 But the trail's worn me down, i don't wanna hang around

 I've just about had enough (had enough)

 You see, i like a cup of espresso

 And i like to read my people magazine

 I coordinate my chaps but everybody laughs

 And say they don't like that shade of green

 

 Oh no, it's true

 I'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do

 Oh no, it's kinda strange

 I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range

 

 Well i try to eat a healthy balanced diet

 But they all eat their brown beans from the can

 They all have to smoke about six packs a day

 You'd think they was the marlboro man (*gasp* smooth *cough*)

 And they don't like to go to see the opera

 On friday nights when they get paid

 And they don't help me bring in the hanging plants

 Every time there's a native american raid

 

 Oh no, it's true

 I'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do

 Oh no, it's kinda strange

 I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range

 

 Cowboy life sure is different these days. why brand yer cattle when you can
just use bovine psychology? why have a gunfight when there are so many good
paralegals out there? nobody drinks and bu

 Cks any more. besides, we're all switchin' over to eatin' salt-reduced tofu
jerky. and if yer gonna ride off into the sunset, make sure yer usin' an
effective sunblock.

 

 Oh no, it's true

 I'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do

 Oh no, it's kinda strange

 I'm the last sensitive cowboy on...

 Oh no, it's true

 I'm a sensitive cowboy and i don't know what to do

 Oh no, it's kinda strange

 I'm the last sensitive cowboy on the range