Arrogant Worms The The Hockey Song Lyrics

The Hockey Song Lyrics

Me work hard five days a week

 Sweeping garbage from the street

 Come home not want book to read

 Not 'nuff pictures for me see

 Sit right down in favourite chair

 Wearing only underwear

 Favourite night is saturday night

 'cause me can watch hockey fights

 Me like hockey! me like hockey!

 

 Me no like pro basketball

 'cause me short and they all tall

 Baseball slow like forrest gump

 'cept when robbie spits on ump

 Wrestlemania not so great

 Me like to see hulk hogan skate

 Tv soccer not that hot

 You play bad then you get shot

 Me like hockey! me like hockey!

 

 Swedish players must be geeks

 'cause they still got own real teeth

 Not like finnish players names

 What's a teemu anyway?

 Russians worst in history

 Got stupid names like valerie

 Me like sergei federov

 Me like him more if head were off

 Ha ha ha!

 Me like hockey! me like hockey!

 Me like hockey! we like hockey!

 

 Please mister linesman let the players fight

 Please mister linesman let the players fight

 Please mister linesman let the players fight

 Please mister linesman let the players fight

 Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight

 Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight

 Let them fight, let them fight!

 

 Friends come over put game on

 Argue then we lay bets down

 Got bag of chips and case of bud

 Should last 'til end of first period

 But yankees they win the world cup

 Me think they cheat use glowy puck

 Maybe if we want to win her

 Maybe we should play in winter

 Me like hockey! me like hockey!

 Me like hockey! me like hockey!

 

 Yeah!