Arrogant Worms The Scary Ned Lyrics

Scary Ned Lyrics

Let me tell you a story about scary ned

 Scariest guy to ever wet a bed

 He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head

 But they weren't his

 

 He'd go down to the market and try to scare the fish

 He said that they bothered him, they weren't his favorite dish

 Then he'd go down to the highway and pretend that he was dead

 That just the way he was, creepy scary ned

 

 Ooohh oohhhhh scary ned

 

 Ned loved halloween cuz he didn't need a mask

 He'd steal the children's candy, he didn't even ask

 He'd sit right down in front of them and then he'd start to eat

 He'd tell them they were better off cuz that stuff can rot your teeth

 

 Ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh scary ned

 

 A strange glow would come from his place late into the night

 He'd watch t.v. 'til the dawn, you know that ain't right

 If he started to get tired he'd rub sauerkraut on his head

 That's just the kind of guy he was, good old scary ned

 

 Ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh scary ned

 

 He had a face his mother didn't love

 When people saw on the street they often said "uughh!"

 Sometimes late at night he'd walk alone

 He'd be reciting stuff

 Bad sounding stuff

 Icky awful stuff

 But when you got to know him, he weren't so bad

 

 Ooohh oohhhhh scary ned

 Ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh ooohh oohhhhh scary ned

 

 Ooohh oohhhhh scary ned [this repeats to end over talking- k]

 He's pretty scary

 Scary ned

 Really scary

 Scary ned

 He's scary

 Hence the name

 Scary ned

 I saw him yesterday

 He said "hi"

 I got scared

 'cause he's

 Scary ned

 If he weren't scary

 I supposed he'd be called

 Like, happy ned

 And who wants to hear a song about

 Happy ned (happy ned)