Arrogant Worms The Santa`s Gonna Kick Your Ass Lyrics

Santa`s Gonna Kick Your Ass Lyrics

Ohhhh...

 Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

 He's gonna kick your ass

 He's gonna kick your ass

 Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

 'cause you've always been a rotten little brat

 

 Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath

 They're gonna chew your welcome mat

 Swallow your kitty cat

 Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias

 'cause santa hasn't fed them in a month

 

 Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

 He's gonna kick your ass

 He's gonna kick your ass

 Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

 'cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo

 

 Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey

 Wreck your tv

 Burn down your christmas tree

 Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home

 'cause they ain't got nothing else to do

 

 Santa's loaded with attitude

 He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude

 His workshop's been closed by an auditor

 And mrs. claus ran off with her chiropractor.

 

 Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

 He's gonna kick your ass

 He's gonna kick your ass

 Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass

 'cause he's had a really crappy year

 

 Ow, my bum hurts...