Arrogant Worms The Sam The Guy From Quincy Lyrics

Sam The Guy From Quincy Lyrics

Who's the guy with all the tests? he's

 Sam, the guy from "quincy"!

 A white lab jacket, a hypodermic

 Sam, the guy from "quincy"!

 He doesn't care if you're alive or dead

 He'll perform an analysis of your head

 Find out if you've bleached your hair

 Try and fool him if you dare, he's

 Sam, the guy from "quincy"!

 Oh yeah!

 Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

 Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

 

 Was that dead guy poisoned or stabbed, just ask

 Sam, the guy from "quincy"!

 Was his scar caused by a fork, just ask

 Sam, the guy from "quincy"!

 He knows all of the spectrographic analyser

 Blood count, sperm count, hemoglobin level

 He knows how many hairs are on your head

 He knows when the coffee's ready, he's

 Sam, the guy from "quincy"!

 Oh yeah!

 Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

 Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

 

 Where would television be without him?

 Sam, the guy from "quincy"!

 There's nobody else who's earned our trust except for

 Sam, the guy from "quincy"!

 Although he deserves, he never gets top-billed

 Only gets the girl if she's been killed

 Always the bridesmaid, never the bride

 Poor sam's only along for the ride, he's

 Sam, the guy from "quincy"!

 Oh yeah!

 Sam, the guy from "quincy"!

 Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

 Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

 Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

 Bop-shoo-wop, bop-bop-shoo-wop

 

 He's sam!