Arrogant Worms The Proud To Be Canadian Lyrics

Proud To Be Canadian Lyrics

Our fair country canada

 Is north of the usa

 Our maritimes are lovely

 And our prairies give us hay

 You might think you yankees

 Are better than us canucks

 But we don't need no microchips

 Inside our hockey pucks

 

 The vikings left us newfoundland

 We're stuck with england's queen

 The swiss give us their army knives

 The french give us poutine

 We watch american tv shows

 For hours and hours and hours

 We'll export alan thicke

 But shania twain is ours

 

 We're proud to be canadian

 We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse

 It's cool in many ways to be canadian

 We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

 

 We are a northern people

 Who love the wintertime

 For about two weeks

 And then we start to whine

 So we go down to florida

 For all its southern charms

 But when we get sunburned when we exercise

 The right to bare our arms

 

 We're proud to be canadian

 We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse

 It's cool in many ways to be canadian

 We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

 

 Pamela anderson lee

 Is the treasure of our land (uh huh)

 We all tune into baywatch

 To see her frolic in the sand (watch her jiggle now)

 She's just as canadian

 As "how's it goin', eh?"

 Though most her parts above the waist

 Were made in the usa

 

 We're proud to be canadian

 We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse

 It's cool in many ways to be canadian

 We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

 

 We're proud to be canadian

 We're awfully nice to strangers, our manners be our curse

 It's cool in many ways to be canadian

 We won't say that we're better, it's just that we're less worse

 

 Tears are not enough