Arrogant Worms The Proud T O Be A Banker Lyrics

Proud T O Be A Banker Lyrics

I'm proud to be a banker

 I'm proud to be a banker

 I'm proud to be a banker

 'cause i get to play with other people's money

 

 I'm having a lousy day

 I burned my toast and spilled my coffee

 On my best shirt. so i had to change and then

 I'm late for work. so i rush into the meeting

 Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is

 And i don't really give a damn

 But i don't have another job

 And so i lie and say

 

 I'm proud to be a banker

 I'm proud to be a banker

 I'm proud to be a banker

 'cause i get to talk to stimulating people

 

 I open up my mail

 Hoping that it's not a bill but it's from the bank

 Saying that i have only 20 hours to go

 To contribute to my rrsp for this tax year

 So i run down to the bank but there's a 20-mile lineup

 And i'm yelling and i'm screaming

 And i'm not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh

 

 I'm proud to be a banker

 I'm proud to be a banker

 I'm proud to be a banker

 'cause i get to screw with other people's lives

 

 I took out 40 bucks

 From the automatic teller. it told me

 That i couldn't 'cause i just had 10

 But that can't be 'cause i just got paid on friday

 So i go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup

 And i'm talking to the teller

 She says "wait i'll get your last month's statement"

 She comes back in 7 hours

 Says i've got some interest charges and a cheque from uncle bill

 That bounced and so they'll have to charge me 40 bucks for that

 And for the box i never opened and i don't have overdraft protection

 And i think i'll die before i pay off all that i owe and i don't even

 Own a car

 

 I'm pleased to be a banker

 I'm proud to be a banker

 I'm pleased to be a banker

 'cause i get to play with other people's money

 

 (he's a banker)

 Would you please endorse this cheque?

 (he's a banker)

 Do you have any assets?

 (he's a banker)

 You should buy you shouldn't rent

 (he's a banker)

 The cheque will cost you fifty cents

 (it will cost you fifty cents)

 (he's a banker and he says

 That it will cost you fifty cents

 He's a banker and he says

 That it will cost you fifty cents)

 (it will cost you fifty cents)