Arrogant Worms The Mounted Animal Nature Trail Lyrics

Mounted Animal Nature Trail Lyrics

On the mounted animal nature trail, you'll be sure to see

 All mother nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly

 They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed

 Don't worry, they won't walk away if you try and pet their fluff

 

 And the dog goes...

 And the cow goes...

 And the bear goes...

 And the pig goes...

 And the crow goes caw!, i guess it was alive

 You can see all this

 On the mounted animal nature trail

 

 The mounted animal nature trail, it's great for mom and dad

 Where else can grandma and the kids see the silence of the lambs?

 Don't have to walk a hundred miles ore climb the steepest hill

 And the only fearsome sound you'll hear is the ringing of the till

 

 And the dog goes...

 And the cow goes...

 And the bear goes...

 And the pig goes...

 And the crow goes caw!, i guess it was alive

 You can see all this

 On the mounted animal nature trail

 

 The only things that bite are the bugs (oww..)

 And unlike other theme parks, the mice won't say "hello"

 And if you're having troubles with your own family pet

 You can bring him and add him to the trail

 

 Everyone, and the dog goes...

 And the cow goes...

 And the bear goes...

 And the pig goes...

 And the crow goes caw!, i guess it was alive

 You can see all this

 On the mounted animal nature trail