Arrogant Worms The Let`s Go Bowling Lyrics

Let`s Go Bowling Lyrics

Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls

 And lets head to those heavenly halls

 Sit on down and grab a beer

 Because bowling time is pretty near

 Tortured men forget their pain

 When they head to the bowling lane

 

 Let's go bowling

 Let's go bowling, got a coupon

 Let's go bowling, for a free game

 Let's go bowling

 Let's go bowling, let's go bowling

 Let's do it now

 

 Because wrestlemania's fine by me

 Monster trucks are a sight to see

 A cultured like that's nice and all

 But there ain't nothing better than a bowling ball

 You know the sport that god would choose

 Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes

 

 Let's go bowling

 Let's go bowling, got a coupon

 Let's go bowling, from a juice can

 Let's go bowling

 Let's go bowling, let's go bowling

 Let's do it now

 

 Yes bowling! the sport of kings! the sport of queens!

 The sport of dukes... earls... moes... johns... anything that

 Looks good when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt.

 And you know, bowling takes on this almost religious

 Significance because it's so much like a religion.

 I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got

 The holy trinity: the father, the son, and the...

 Thumbhole. and as you roll the ball down the alley of

 Life, striking out the pagan religions of the past, sparing them the

 Anguish of their lives in the gutter, framing their existence in an

 Eternal metaphysicalness something like the 7-10 split!

 

 We'll be bowling in moosejaw (yeah, yeah)

 We'll be bowling in hickton (yeah, yeah)

 We'll be bowling in gander (yeah, yeah)

 And in the kingston township (yeah, yeah)

 We'll be bowling vancouver, bowling saskatoon

 Someday they'll even be bowling on the moon

 I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

 

 Let's go bowling

 Let's go bowling, got a coupon

 Let's go bowling, for free shoes

 Let's go bowling

 Let's go bowling, let's go bowling

 Let's do it now