Arrogant Worms The Kill The Dog Next Door Lyrics

Kill The Dog Next Door Lyrics

I once was a happy man

 Of sound and stable mind

 Then my neighbour got a dog

 He put a ribbon on its head

 To make it cute

 But it still looked like

 A chihuahua

 

 He had me over

 To watch it sit and beg

 It bit my knee

 And made love to my leg

 Now it barks all the night

 And all of the day

 Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn

 

 I didn't get to sleep last night

 Till very late

 The stupid dog barked

 And grred

 I woke up late

 And ran to catch the bus

 But i slipped on a turd

 

 I was certain

 It wasn't one of mine

 With that that dog

 Had crossed over the line

 I wanted to exterminate

 It and all its kind

 From my lovely little suburb

 

 I'm gonna kill the dog next door

 Ain't gonna bark anymore

 'cause this is judgment day

 The little runt has got to pay

 No more turds on my lawn

 That stupid mutt will soon be gone

 I'm gonna kill kill kill

 Kill kill kill kill that dog

 

 I see the little monster

 In my garden

 So i grab an axe and off i go

 And i try my best to get it

 All i do is sever my big toe

 My neighbour comes

 Outside to calm me

 He says his dog and me

 Should just be friends

 He puts his little pet

 In my forgiving hands

 

 Then it starts to bite

 So i strangle it with all my might

 Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh

 

 I'm gonna kill the dog next door

 Ain't gonna bark anymore

 'cause this is judgment day

 The little runt has got to pay

 No more turds on my lawn

 That stupid mutt will soon be gone

 I'm gonna kill kill kill

 Kill kill kill kill that dog

 

 Now the little mutt's

 In doggie heaven

 I strangled it to death

 And now i'm free

 But my trouble ain't

 Quite over

 My neighbour called

 The cops on me

 I end up at

 The police station

 Where i am told

 That i must pay

 A three hundred

 Dollar fine

 

 (*long pause*)

 

 Wow!!

 What a great value!

 I think i'll kill my neighbour too!

 Oh oh oh oh ohhhhh!

 

 I'm gonna kill the guy next door

 Won't call the cops anymore

 I never liked him anyway

 Three hundred isn't much to pay!

 There are turds on my lawn

 They must be his, his dog is gone

 I'm gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

 Kill kill kill kill kill kill

 Kill kill kill kill kill that guy