Arrogant Worms The I Am Cow Lyrics

I Am Cow Lyrics

I am cow, hear me moo

 I weigh twice as much as you

 And i look good on the barbecue

 Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's

 Made from liquid from my udders

 I am cow, i am cow, hear me moo (moo)

 

 I am cow, eating grass

 Methane gas comes out my ass

 And out my muzzle when i belch

 Oh, the ozone layer is thinner

 From the outcome of my dinner

 I am cow, i am cow, i've got gas

 

 I am cow, here i stand

 Far and wide upon this land

 And i am living everywhere

 From b.c. to newfoundland

 You can squeeze my teats by hand

 I am cow, i am cow, i am cow

 I am cow, i am cow, i am cow!