Arrogant Worms The Horizon Lyrics

Horizon Lyrics

From the deepest, darkest depths of...whitby!

 Comes this sordid tale of speed...

 Murderous mayhem..

 Cataclysmic combustion...

 Picturesque powered pistons...

 Accellerating automotive alarms...

 Stunningly stupifying stereo stunts!

 One man... a dream... a car... a 1984... plymouth... horizon...

 

 I loved the car from tail to grill

 I wouldn't change a thing

 I wouldn't trade the ashtray

 For the queen's engagement ring

 But things they started going wrong

 And went from bad to worse

 The clutch went kinda funny

 Then i couldn't use reverse

 Still i loved my baby

 And would not admit defeat

 Just because it left a trail

 Of rust along the street

 It kept on running bravely

 On duct tape and a prayer

 Plus a monthly tribute to

 The guy who did repairs

 It all seems so unfair (the man was glad the day he bought)

 

 Horizon!

 Horizon!

 

 Till one day on the parking lot

 They called 401

 My car became the meat between

 A buick-honda bun

 I saw some parts go flying

 That you really need to drive

 My car had become roadkill

 Though it never was alive

 Left a muffler in the passing lane

 A hubcap in the slow

 The windshield on the median

 A headlight in the snow

 And as i skidded off the road

 The other drivers laughed

 My middle-finger greeting

 Would be my epitaph

 Death would come at last (here lies the man who dared to buy)

 

 Horizon!

 

 Now i look at my bent fender

 The twisted wheel rim

 I wonder if horizon

 Will ever drive again

 But i know that this was not the end

 Road warriors die hard

 And i signed this mr. iacoca's

 Organ donor card

 The steel will get recycled

 And they'll build another car

 Bigger, faster, stronger

 An automotive star

 My quest will then begin

 And revenge will soon be mine

 As i drive my gleaming three-door

 Orange chrysler frankenstein

 Searching for that buick

 To try to end its days

 We'll settle off the score

 And then we'll drive away (the sun will rise again on the)

 

 Horizon!

 My horizon!

 My horizon!