Arrogant Worms The Heimlich Maneuver Lyrics

Heimlich Maneuver Lyrics

I love you so much i need the heimlich maneuver

 

 The sun goes down on another day

 A day where i haven't found love

 I try to eat, but all i taste

 Is the flavor of a broken heart

 Then i saw you across the room

 I gasp and my breathing stops

 My heart's in my throat, or is it a potato?

 

 I love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver

 Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat

 She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her

 My love is consumating, while i'm asphyxiating

 Over her

 

 When i wake up, i'm on the floor

 Faint, dizzy and alone

 My stomach hurts, i think my ribs are cracked

 Not sure if i'm in a dream

 I turn my head, and there you are

 I call out and my breathing stops

 It's her again, crushing my esophagus

 

 I love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver

 Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat

 She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her

 Before my expiration, i need resuscitation

 Mouth to mouth

 

 She throws water on my face, slaps my cheek

 Helps me back on my stool

 She's a waitress here, but in the night

 She's a student at nursing school

 She comes again with a smile and the bill

 I pick it up and choke again

 She's charged me for my lunch and for the medical procedure

 

 I love you so much, i need the hiemlich manuver

 Your love sticks like a turkey bone in my throat

 She's in my thoughts and it'll need a jolt to remove her

 For my lasting endurance, i'll need medical insurance

 For my bill

 For me to get some peace, i'll need a tracheotomy

 And an airbag