Arrogant Worms The Dog Food Woman Lyrics

Dog Food Woman Lyrics

Watchin' television one afternoon

 Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon

 Stopped by a station's commercial break

 When suddenly i'm faced with a heartache

 The woman of my dreams is plain in view

 Sellin' me a can of liver stew

 

 I said dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 You steal my heart, and you take my soul

 Every time i see you fill fido's bowl

 

 Now i watch tv 20 hours a day

 Just to watch your commercials play

 If someday your love was in reach

 I'd be all yours honey, you could put me on a leash

 You love that dog, could you love a man?

 I make my own gravy when you show that can

 

 I said dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

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 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 You steal my heart, and you take my soul

 Every time i see you fill fido's bowl

 

 I figure the only way she'll notice me

 Is if i buy what she's sellin' on tv

 So i stop at the local shopping mall

 Head to the pet store and buy it all

 Go to the bank and empty my savings

 So i can buy more of what spot is craving

 

 Spent all my money by accident

 Can't buy groceries or pay the rent

 Got evicted now i live on the street

 Crunchy kibble's all i got to eat

 My breath is real bad, my tongue's turning black

 But i've got a nice shiny coat of hair on my back

 

 I said dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 You steal my heart, and you take my soul

 Every time i see you fill fido's bowl

 

 (dogs barking and howling)

 Yeah, take it for a walk!

 

 I said dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 Dog food (dog food)

 Dog food woman

 You steal my heart, and you take my soul

 Every time i see you fill fido's bowl