Arrogant Worms The Dangerous Lyrics

Dangerous Lyrics

Darling for you

 I think of what i'd so

 To keep you safe and sound

 I would climb the highest mountain

 I would swim the widest sea

 I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground

 I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos

 I would catch a storm of killer bees

 I would fight a firey dragon with a wooden sword

 If i didn't know what this could do to me

 

 'cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)

 I'd really like to do it

 But i might get hurt

 It's dangerous (too dangerous)

 I don't feel like bleeding

 On my brand new shirt

 You might say i'm cowardly

 Or say i'll full of fright

 You might call me yellow

 And baby you'd be right!

 

 So i'd skip across volcanoes full of lava

 I'd even grab a tiger by the tail

 I would make fun of

 A boxing champion's mother

 But my courage and my bowels both would fail

 I would fight off a bunch

 Of angry kosacks

 I would stop a thousand

 Bullets with my hand

 I would laugh

 As my leg was amputated..

 But baby, i'm not that kind of man!

 

 'cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)

 I use big words

 But i never do the deed

 It's dangerous (too dangerous)

 I faint like a baby

 If i see somebody bleed

 I haven't got a backbone

 I'm as timid as a mouse

 I would find a cure for this

 But i can't leave the house!

 

 Cause it's dangerous

 Too dangerous

 Too dangerous

 

 For meeee! (*this note is held for 25 seconds*)

 For meee! (*this note is held for 10 seconds*)

 For me. (*this note is held for 2 seconds. then trevor probably passes out*)