Arrogant Worms The Christmas Turkey Blues Lyrics

Christmas Turkey Blues Lyrics

Hey kid, why the long face

 Is it cuz santa clause is flying right over your place

 You've been a bad kid all year

 So quit you snivellin' sucker now and mop up them tears

 You don't deserve a damn thing

 You're not even cute and your attitude stinks

 It must suck to be you

 Nobody likes you so what can you do

 You think you got problems kid, you think you got strife

 But come each december do you fear for your life

 Oh well, i'm your turkey, baby, so your troubles are small

 Now i'm stuffed on your table, i'm a tasty butterball

 

 Cuz i've got the christmas turkey blues

 If you got your necked ripped out then you'd have them too

 Cuz i've got the christmas turkey blues

 You chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy too

 Let's take a walk! gobble, gobble baby!

 

 You sir, you look like heck

 Didn't you get your christmas bonus cheque

 Or maybe your woman left you

 Ripped your heart right out of your chest and spat on it too

 Is that why you're reeking of gin

 You look disheveled and there's drool on your chin

 You thought that this love would last

 But she said, "merry christmas, baby" and she booted your ass

 Well that's tough for you mister, too bad about your ordeal

 How about getting stuffed in the wintertime, see how you feel

 I don't get to yank no bones or make me a wish

 It won't be long 'til i'm just some scraps on your dish

 

 Cuz i've got the christmas turkey blues

 If your butt was stuffed and roasted then you'd have then too

 I've got the christmas turkey blues

 You chase me and waste and baste me and taste me and drown me in gravy too

 

 Cuz i've got the christmas turkey blues

 Oh, you know what it's like having the christmas turkey blues, baby?

 I tell you -- hey, what are you doing with that axe?

 Oh no, oh no, oh no, baby, no!

 Well, now that i'm here on your plate, what do you want?

 You want some white meat or some dark meat, leg, breast, or thigh?

 Hey, you ought to see my giblet you know

 Oh, oh, oh!

 Cuz i've got the christmas turkey blues

 Wouldn't you just rather have some ham, or how about some chicken...