Arrogant Worms The Christmas Sucks Lyrics

Christmas Sucks Lyrics

One year i got a dog for christmas

 And i gave it to the boy next door

 Then i gave him my bike and my mom's bank card

 Cuz that's what christmas is for

 I used to give a lot at christmas

 You might say i gave to much

 Until my family was broke and we had no place to live

 That's why christmas sucks

 

 I went down to the mall each christmas

 Had to the santa what to bring

 A train, a bike, a pony and a great big pile of cash

 And please don't get my sister anything

 But the shopping mall santa has been drinking

 His nose is red from years of drinking scotch

 He probably won't remember what's on my christmas list

 This father christmas sucks

 

 Christmas sucks, christmas sucks

 Getting stuff is much for fun

 You gotta look out for number one

 Christmas sucks

 

 Christmas became worse as years went by

 It was the most dreaded time of year

 My parents got me clothes that just weren't cool

 When all i want is money to buy beer

 There was a girl at church who i was sweet on

 So in the christmas play i was the ox

 I really think she liked me til i stepped on baby jesus

 Even for our saviour christmas sucks

 

 Christmas sucks, christmas sucks

 Getting stuff is much for fun

 You gotta look out for number one

 Christmas sucks

 

 Now that i am thirty-eight years old

 The only things i get are ties and socks

 My kids are never happy with what's under the tree

 Soon they'll understand christmas sucks

 Whoa, every freakin' year christmas sucks

 

 Christmas sucks

 Christmas sucks

 Christmas sucks

 Hey! hey! hey!

 

 Christmas sucks