Arrogant Worms The Christmas Hangover Lyrics

Christmas Hangover Lyrics

The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds

 The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground

 There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills

 Yes, the holidays are over and you are feeling ill

 

 Have a happy christmas hangover

 It's the most miserable time of the year

 The eggnog's made you fat, the party is over

 'cept for your wacky uncle who is still drinking your beer

 

 Turkey's great on christmas but after a whole month

 Of turkey pie and stew you start to dread lunch

 Breakfast is more frightening for all there is to eat

 Is fourteen christmas cakes and a bag of cranberries

 

 Have a happy christmas hangover

 It's the most miserable time of the year

 Your uncle's in the bathroom and granny's on the sofa

 And you start to wish that they'd just disappear

 

 You ate too many liquor-filled chocolates

 Got no money left in your pockets

 But at least you got lots of

 Ugly sweaters and bow ties and socks

 

 You're skin is pale and pasty, your energy is spent

 Along with all the money you need to pay the rent

 The children are all crying 'cuz they've broken all their toys

 Is this misery worth one day of joy?

 

 Have a happy christmas hangover

 It's the most miserable time of the year

 Your uncle has passed out on granny on the sofa

 And you start to wish that you could disappear