Arrogant Worms The Christmas Blues Lyrics

Christmas Blues Lyrics

Christmas is here, where did the time go?

 Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go

 I use to like christmas, but every year it gets worse

 Gettin' gift to six billion people is just too much damn work

 

 Got the christmas blues, man this job is killin' me

 And most of these stupid new houses don't even have chimneys

 

 I use to be jolly, now i'm depressed

 Had a twinkle in my eye, now i've got a bullet proof vest

 Cuz if the pace don't kill me, some gun totin' yahoo will

 They keep on shootin' at me like i'm some sort of big fat red criminal

 

 Got the christmas blues, i'm starting to see

 That i gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookies

 

 Man, i hate kids, especially their letters

 Cuz i always give 'em some stuff, man, but they always say they want somethin'
better

 Well, maybe i'm getting cranky cuz i'm gettin' old

 But i just feel like giving all them stupid little brats great big lumps of
coal

 

 I got the christmas blues, man, enough's enough

 Next year you can find some other sucker to deliver all this stuff

 I got the christmas blues, i tell you, i'm gonna quit

 Gonna find me a steady job with good benefits

 

 Ho ho ho? i don't think so!