Arrogant Worms The Car Full Of Pain Lyrics

Car Full Of Pain Lyrics

I bought me an auto, an '81 ford escort wagon

 Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin'

 I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's fit for hangin'

 I got to go to rust check , 'bout the price i'll be hagglin'

 I can't drive it home because the muffler it be saggin'

 Got a car full of pain

 

 Satan's is my engine, beelzebub's in my trunk

 Mephistopheles' at the wheel because i'm too gosh darn drunk

 Baal's my passenger and lucifer's beside him

 A demon's in the coolant, i got bats in the transmission

 This escort needs an exorcism, pan is to blame

 Got a car full of pain

 

 I put a tiger in my tank, i let a champ spark my gas

 Now i got's a demon in the hood, a pain in the ass

 I think the seats are broken (oh, no)

 Okay play us some blues on that harp

 Blind lemon trevor!

 [insert trevor's cool harmonica solo here]

 

 Please, please mister, take your blessed wrench

 Cast out this demon horde and replace the brimstone stench

 With the smell of gasoline, a heavenly muffled roar

 I'll worship you oh speedy man, mister goodwrench even more

 Let it run, let it run, let it run, oh god, let it run

 

 And now it purrs just like a kitten, it roars just like a lion (roar!?
what?)

 I purrs just like a temple golden carved by the mayans

 Here comes the mechanic, oh no, how much?

 Four hundred bucks, you piece of slime, you smell and you suck

 Your father was a jackal, your mom's his sister's bitch

 Got a car full of pain

 

 Yeah i got a car full of pain

 I got a car full of pain

 I got a car full of pain

 Got a car full of pain

 I got a car full of pain

 I got a car full of pain

 Car full of, car full of, car full of pain

 Hey