Arrogant Worms The Billy The Themepark Shark Lyrics

Billy The Themepark Shark Lyrics

I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

 A killer of the ocean,

 I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

 And silently i strike.

 I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

 I'm dumber than a tree,

 I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat.

 

 (he's a shark, he's a shark,)

 I was swimming in the ocean,

 (he's a shark, he's a shark,)

 I got picked up by a boat.

 A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,

 And now my name is billy, i'm a theme park shark.

 

 Billy, the themepark shark,

 Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.

 Billy, the themepark shark,

 He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.

 

 The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,

 Now it means that it's time to clean the pool...

 

 I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

 I'm swimming in a pool,

 I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

 I don't have to fight for food,

 I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend

 And i'm the only shark i know who has a dental plan.

 Who has a dental plan.

 

 (he's a shark, he's a shark,)

 And i'm a big attraction.

 (he's a shark, he's a shark,)

 They love to watch me jump,

 I've been the star for years and i've never been for sale,

 At least until the owners think they need a killer whale.

 

 Billy, the themepark shark,

 Jumping out football nets suspended overhead,

 Billy, the themepark shark,

 He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.

 

 I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

 But i'm not in my natural habitat,

 He's fat and old and lazy,

 But i'm happy you're here.

 I really hope these activists don't free billy,

 Cuz out there in the wild, i'd be dead.

 

 The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,

 Now it means that it's time to clean the pool.

 

 Billy, the themepark shark

 Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,

 Billy, the themepark shark,

 

 He looks just like a killer, in the wild, he'd be dead.

 

 Oh, billy, (billy) billy, (billy)

 The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.

 Billy, (billy) billy, (billy)

 The poster fish of tourism iowa!