Arrogant Worms The A Night On Dildo Lyrics

A Night On Dildo Lyrics

Umm, so this is a song about newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names
and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are real
place names that we found in an atlas,

 E we can read!

 Yeah, we can read!

 Yeah, literacy!

 

 Oh newfoundland, oh newfoundland, ya island in the sea

 I love you oh so very much, i joined the ministry

 To show you people 'round the rock when tourist season's here

 Although in my opinion it' s a gem throughout the year

 Well if you're one for swimming, don't think it's outta reach

 You can go and take a dip along groswater beach

 I know the name's misleading, that's quite a problem here

 Instead let's go to goobies and have ourselves a beer

 

 From woody point to come-by-chance to good ol' ferryland

 Come take a look at gander, blackhead's mighty grand

 Don't let the names deceive you, newfoundland's mighty fine

 So spend a night on dildo if you think you've got the time

 

 Well you can go to blow-me-down before it get's to dark (gasp)

 Oh sorry ma'am, i should have said, that's our provincial park

 There's also whippet harbour, or maybe butter pot

 Or maybe i'll just hit the pub i'm feeling like a shot

 Well you can sail on quidi vidi, or look at joe batt's arm

 There's placentia and there's cow head (mooo!), they're so full of charm

 Get married down in kilbride, have a party in hate bay

 Or have some screech in fogo and forget about the day

 

 From woody point to come-by-chance to good ol' ferryland

 Come take a look at gander, blackhead's mighty grand

 Don't let the names deceive you, newfoundland's mighty fine

 So spend a night on dildo if you think you've got the time

 Okay, the drinkin' verse

 

 *sing drunkenly here*

 

 From woody point to come-by-chance to good ol' ferryland

 Come take a look at gander, blackhead's mighty grand

 Don't let the names deceive you, newfoundland's mighty fine

 So spend a night on dildo if you think you've got the time

 So spend a night on dildo if you think you've got the time

 So spend a night on dildo if you think you've got the time

 Cod!

 

 Special thanks to fiona younger for the spelling of some placenames.