Army Of Freshmen I Love Everyone Lyrics

I Love Everyone Lyrics

I used to be an altar boy

And every Sunday I'd go to church

And I'd get beat up by a kid named Corey Shields (Corey Shields)

And I swore someday I'd kill him

Break in his house and kill his mom

His cat, his dad, his dog

But I'm over that now, I'm mature



If the bombs fall I'll catch them

I love everyone

If the bombs fall I'll catch them

I love everyone



There's a record store called Salzers

I applied there twice for a part-time job

And each time that I did, well they turned me down

And I swore someday I'd go back, burn it down

And watch all the arrogant clerks run around on fire

But I'm over that now, it's the new me



If the bombs fall I'll catch them

I love everyone

If the bombs fall I'll catch them

I love everyone



Someday the sky will open



All these vengeful fantasies couldn't possibly be true

But these are desperate times, I'm a desperate man

And I'll see you on the news



If the bombs fall I'll catch them

I love everyone

If the bombs fall I'll catch them

I love everyone



I love everyone