Brianstorm Lyrics

Brianstorm lyrics

Brian, top marks for not tryin'

So kind of you to bless us

With your effortlessness

We're grateful and so strangely comforted



And I wonder, are you puttin' us under?

Cause we can't take our eyes off

The t-shirt and ties combination

Well see you later, innovator



Some want to kiss, some want to kick you

There's not a net you couldn't slip through

Or at least that's the impression I get

Cause you're smooth and you're wet

And she's not aware yet, but she's yours



She'll be sayin' "Use me,

Show me the jacuzzi"

I imagine that it's there on a plate

Your rendezvous rate means that you'll never be frightened

To make them wait for a while



I doubt it's your style

Not to get what you set out to acquire

The eyes are on fire

You are the unforecasted storm



  (Brian)

Calm, collected, and commandin'

  (Top marks for not tryin')

You made the other stories standin'



With your renditions and jokes

Bet there's hundreds of blokes

That have wept cause

You've stolen their, thunder



Are you puttin' us under?

Cause we can't take our eyes off

The t-shirt and ties combination

Well see you later, innovator