Archie Stomp Gordon Whats Her Whimsey Dr Kinsey Lyrics

Whats Her Whimsey Dr Kinsey Lyrics

I thought I knew 'bout Mary

What makes her garden grow

Why Mary is
contrary

Well I guess I'll never know

What is her whimsey dr.
Kinsey?

Please explain it so I'll se

Well I only read six
chapters

And the doggone thing is sure confusin' me!



I had a
gal named Mabel

She used to call me her Hun

But since your book came
out

Old Mabel always carries a gun

What is her whimsey dr.
Kinsey?

Won't you tell me if you could

Why she ain't behavin'

The way your book says she should



Well there was little
Bo-Peep

So innocent and so sweet

But now that she's read the Kinsey
report

Bo-Peep has lost her sheep

What is her whimsey dr. Kinsey?

Please explain it so I'll see

How could she do doggone (ha haa)

Well this book is killin' me



Walter Mitchell has got the
news

Cable Heater has got his views

But they've got nothing on
doctor Kinsey

He's got the answer to your blues

Tell you whimsey to
dr. Kinsey

He'll tell you what to do

Well if old age has made you
flimsy

He'll write a brand new book for you

(put that book away,
pop, put that book away!)