The Radiation Song Lyrics

The Radiation Song lyrics

The radiation in the ground

 Makes a lovely bubbly sound

 The men in suits

 Who don't eat fruit

 Can't comprehend

 The one-legged newt

 That was caused from disaster

 At reactor's core

 A meltdown expected

 To start a war

 Now i bought myself

 A lead ascot

 It looks good but

 I'm startin' to rot

 

 Hey you

 With that green glow in your har

 I swear i see a tear

 In your radiation wear

 Somehow it's there

 

 Razorblade boomerangs

 And iron hands

 Crossbows and hockey pads

 Are in demand

 Toxic waste

 In synthetic place

 Can add an eyeball

 To your face

 

 Hey you

 With that green glow in your hair

 I swear i see a tear

 In your radiation wear

 Somehow it's there

 

 Hey me

 You know your gums

 Are starting to bleed

 I've got some shrink-to-fit

 Mutated genes

 And some bleak posterity

 If they end up like me

 

 

 I am humongous..

 Everybody knows i own the wasteland

 And now may i introduce to you

 Benji the tap-dancing mutant boy

 

 "hi i'm benji

 I'm a tap-dancing mutant

 I wasn't always like this

 I was born a normal boy

 But now i live in this world of joy!"

 

 It's benji from peoria

 Don't drink the water

 I implore ya

 But his mom and dad

 They were exposed

 And that's how the neutrons grow

 

 

 Hey you

 With that green glow in your hair

 I swear i see a tear

 In your radiation wear

 Somehow it's there

 

 Hey me

 You know your gums

 Are starting to bleed

 I've got some shrink-to-fit

 Mutated genes

 And some bleak posterity

 If they end up like me

 

 Just walk away...

 Just walk away...

 There's been too much violence...

 Just walk away...