Aquabats The The Ballad Of Mr Bonkers Lyrics

The Ballad Of Mr Bonkers Lyrics

Mr. bonkers in the shade

 Under a rock he starts his day

 Not moving much with

 Not too much to say

 Mr. bonkers leads a simple life

 No motor car no house no wife

 It's cold, he thinks

 As he washes up in the sink

 While the spiders go bananas

 He slips into his new pajamas

 And waits to be king

 

 

 Mr. bonkers the silent one,

 Thinks of times when he was young

 He could run so fast

 He could win the prize

 

 

 He tried and tried

 To dial correctly,

 But the president's number's

 Not listed in the directory...

 Directory....

 Directory......

 

 Look inside the door

 You'll never hear him snore

 Not a lot to do

 But sit and stare at you

 Something you should know

 Before you say "hello"

 Motionless like lead

 He sits, he must be dead!

 But wait! he's's alive.

 He's alive! he's alive!

 Chomping on the bits

 Of crickets in his mitts

 In the dark he's lost

 Oh my gosh it's lost!

 In black light he's great

 His legs, they number eight

 He must have got his paws

 From his grandpapa

 Holding, crushing bait

 Under pincers weight

 But the one thing unforgetable,

 Don't forget the mandible. . .

 

 No probascis here!

 It's mr. bonkers' year!

 He's sick sick sick

 With the bicycle kick

 You can't see his eyes or ears

 Woah yeah, yeah

 Woah yeah, yeah

 Can you see him tonight?!

 Woah yeah, yeah

 Woah yeah, yeah

 Under the hot rock light!

 Woah yeah, yeah

 Woah yeah, yeah

 Can you see him tonight?!

 Woah yeah, yeah

 Woah yeah, yeah

 Under the hot rock light!

 

 Woah yeah yeah

 Woah yeah yeah

 Woah yeah yeah

 Woah yeah yeah

 Woah yeah yeah

 Woah yeah yeah