Sandyface Lyrics

Sandyface lyrics

I loved a girl named sandyface,

 She lived outside of town

 In a tent made of diapers

 In the sand she laid face down

 She had a pillow of cactus

 And her bed was desert land

 I suppose the call her sandyface

 Because her face was covered in sand

 

 And i remember her sandy face

 And i remember her sandy smile

 

 That sandy was the apple

 Of many bloodshot eyes

 And one day she fell victim

 To a sheep in wolf's disguise

 They said a man with banana bread

 And a beehive on his chin

 Sold my love to the grateful dead

 Stole her land and then cashed in

 

 There's a one-eyed dog

 With horns like a yak,

 Wax lips and a broken back

 His feet in front face the opposite

 Of his hind legs in the back

 He tried to save that sandy girl

 From the city man disease

 But was stung to death

 By all the pets

 Of the man with the beard of bees

 

 Oh, sandyface

 I do recall

 Oh, sandyface

 I could not do it all!

 

 Dr. rock was on a jog

 Saw my dear in the parking lot

 Selling grilled cheese sandwiches

 In hippy slavery

 Dr. rock tried to free my love

 But he had no gun

 So he dialed me collect

 On 10-10-321

 I got the call from dr. rock

 Raced down to the scene

 But sandy had been swept away

 Into the rainbow sea

 

 Swim, swim away

 Oh, sandy

 Swim so far away from him

 Swim far away from this place

 Just keep that sand on that face!

 

 But it was too late....

 

 I went back to that stinky place

 Where i first met my sandy, but

 Whitey and his beard of bees

 Had built a pizza hut

 So i bought a slice in memory

 Poured sand on the cheese

 And as i ate

 Off that sandy plate

 I missed my one-eyed dog

 

 And now it's over

 The tide has washed her face

 And now it's

 

 Oh sandyface

 I do recall

 Oh sandyface

 I could not