Pinch And Roll Lyrics

Pinch And Roll lyrics

Everyday when i get in my car

 It's a honda, you know

 I sit on down but i don't get too far

 You wanna know why?

 'cuz i've gotta reach down

 And scratch an itch

 In an area, an area

 That's so sensitive

 So i do a

 

 

 (chorus)

 Pinch and roll (x2)

 (everybody do a) pinch and roll (x2)

 (if you're itchy do a) pinch and roll (x2)

 (we don't scratch, we do a) pinch and roll (x2)

 

 

 So if you've got a problem

 You know what to do

 Whether you're watching tv

 Or sniffing airplane glue

 Which we don't do

 Now the girls don't know

 But us guys we all know

 How to do a little dance

 We call the pinch and roll

 And we do the

 

 

 (chorus)

 

 (untranslatable nonsense, a sorry attempt at toasting)

 (complete jabber in a terrible jamaican accent)

 

 

 Pick it up

 Now if you've got a rash

 Or a minor glitch

 Stick your hands on down

 And give yourself a big pinch

 Then you roll it around

 Around and round it goes

 But after you're done

 Make sure you know where it goes

 Not in your nose!

 

 (chorus)