Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates Lyrics

Captain Hampton And The Midget Pirates lyrics

Young jim, as a lad

 He looked for adventure

 Calamity, danger, whatever was free

 So when he turned ten, he packed his belongings

 And he left home to find his destiny

 Jim just a boy, who's

 Head full of legends

 Of dungeons and dragons

 And pirates and stuff

 So that summer he snuck on a schooner

 To harpoon tuna

 And get real buff

 The captain he said

 There's danger ahead

 We need some brave men

 To sail and then

 We'll find us those pirates

 Stop them with violence,

 To make the ocean safe

 Once again."

 

 

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 Cleaning up the oceans

 Captain hampton and his crew

 Trouble in the seven seas

 He'll know what to do

 Captain, he hates rubbish

 To him pirates are just soot

 Scallywags and scurvy dogs

 Are crushed under his foot.

 Captain hampton, captain hampton

 Ahoy, ahoy

 Pillaging the pillagers

 Triumphantly he'll sail away

 

 

 Now, seven weeks into the trip

 And jim was sick to death

 Of being sick

 Some kind of action he wanted

 As he searched the seas

 For everyday was the same old... stuff

 The night he felt like jumping ship

 But then he heard a crash

 Hit the starboard side of the ship

 And bumped him out of his bunk

 Onto his bottom

 Our heroes drew their swords

 As the midgets swarmed aboard

 The pirates surprise attack

 The tiny buccaneers

 Caught us by surprise

 As we tried to battle back.

 

 

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 La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

 La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

 La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

 La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.

 

 

 Captain hampton, captain hampton

 Ahoy ahoy

 Pillaging the pillagers

 Triumphantly he ran away!