Apologetix The Real Sin Savior Lyrics

The Real Sin Savior Lyrics

Parody of “The Real Slim Shady" performed by Eminem
May I have
your repentance please?
May I have your repentance please?
Will you tell
Him "Save me" and please stand up?
I repeat ... will you tell Him
"Save me" and please stand up?
We're gonna have to prod them
here
Y'all act like you never seen a nice person before
You oughta hope
in the Lord
Your panting tongue is just thirstin' for more
You started
lookin' around searchin' cause you're
Uncertain you're sure you know where
you're goin' eternally
If you return to God ... ah, wait, no, wait, we're
sinning
We couldn't get saved with the things we did, can we?
And Dr. J.
says -- nothing you did is such a grave sin
It costs you salvation
Ha Ha
� Heavenly livin’s above every
man
"Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a he's crazy!
I'm sick of them
‘born agains’
Walkin' around askin' if you know God �
speakin’ of You Know Who 
Yeah, but there's no proof
though"
Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack
proof
But no worse than what's goin' on in America's classrooms
Sometimes
I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth
But can't -- but the school can
tell me we come from evolution
"My mama was a fish -- my mama was a
fish"
"And if we're monkeys you might as well forget original
sin!"
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And
expect them not to question on their own if God exists
Of course they're
gonna wonder if the Lord's fake
By the time they hit fourth grade
They
got the Easter Bunny and Santa don't they?
We ain't shinin' examples

Well some of the scandals are caused by people posin' as evangelists
But
if Jesus loved His enemies and Pharisees
Then there's no reason that you
can't get another chance and believe
But if you feel a slight chill -- I got
the anti-freeze
This is not a fantasy -- it's important and it's free
I've
sinned greatly, but Christ's for real, baby
It's a wonder He saved me and
just didn't hate me
So won't you tell Him "Save me" 
Please
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Yes, I've been crazy, yes, I've
been real shady
Always wanted Him to save me, but just didn't say it
So
won't you tell Him "Save me" 
Please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
Will Smith don't gotta discuss the Christian path to
salvation
Well, I do -- it affects him and affects you too
You think I
give a care if he likes my parodies
Half of you kiddies won't even look at
me, let alone stare at me 
But J., what if we pray? Wouldn't we be
weird?
Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with your peers
So
you can live in fear for the next 60 years
This ain't imaginary better get
prepared
The price of sin yes it costs us dearly with death first
And
when that part is over if you ain't saved it gets even worse
Little chance
they'll put me now on MTV
Yeah, it's true, but I think he'd scare all the
kids -- ree ree!
I said now's when they oughta know and John 3:3
It shows
the whole world how they need born again to be free
I'm singin' you little
girls and boys spoofs
All you do is ignore me
Though I have been sent
here to inform you
And there's a million of us just like me you judge like
me
Were just like triple fudge ice cream; we're just quite sweet
You
watch Saul in Acts 9:3
You just might see you're just like him -- You're not
fightin' me
I've sinned greatly, but Christ He still saved me
From a
hundred temptations and death, sin and Hades
So won't you tell Him
"Save me" 
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand
up
Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I've been healed lately
God the Father
forgave me from messin' with Satan
So won't you tell Him "Save me"

Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
I'm like a breath mint
you listen to but I'm only givin' you 
Things you thought about in your head
with my religious group
The only difference is I got the call to say it in
front of y'all
And I don't gotta be Paul -- the Book I quote has it all
I
just get out a Bible and read it and whether you like it you need it
As sure
as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me
Then you
wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you it's funny
Cause at the
place I'm goin' when I'm buried
I'll see the only person in the world I know
who’s worthy
He's the first and last and I'm J. Jackson I'm the
worst
And I'm a jerk and Jesus knows that but my braggin' wasn't
workin'
And every single person needs a sin savior urgently
You could be
working on a burglary or sittin' in a nunnery 
Or keepin' part of the law
perfectly screamin' "I don't sin that much" 
Puttin' Christians
down sayin' "It's just a crutch"
So if you're still waiting please
stand up
Cause this wonderful singer's time is eaten up
And it's time to
get off your behind and out of the row
Come on down -- now is your chance --
how do I know?
CHORUS
I guess there’s a sin Savior for all of us
– Let’s all stand up