Apologetix Monkey Scheme Lyrics

Monkey Scheme Lyrics

Here they come, talkin' down on me
I get the funniest looks 'cause I said I
don't believe
They say we were monkeys
They think they're saying
something profound
But where's their missing link at? There weren't any
bodies found

They built a man from a hog's tooth-They called a lie the
truth
And any time they get busted- They sell you something new
They say
we were monkeys
I think that they've been monkeyin' around
Cause they're
too busy changin' their books and their studies 'round
They're just tryin'
to defend it- they got a lot to re-explain
Where they've done excavation,
they keep uncoverin' mistakes

Any time or any where- just look over the
boulders
you'll see that man's been there
They say we were monkeys
I
think their heads are stuck in the ground
Cause they're too busy diggin' and
putting the Bible down

(spoken:) Java Man was the skull of a
gibbon
Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and
the Pitdown Man was a low
down sham
They built that man form an orangutang
Ramapithics wasn't
complete he's a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth
additional skeletons
show us today that he isn't our relative- only an ape
Australapithicus alias
Lucy the fossil of this was just bague and confusing
the wonderful knee bone
they're proud to possess
was 200 feet deeper- a mile from the
rest
Neanderthal Man was prob'ly deficient
in Vitamin D of it might've
been rickets
but he had religion and musical instruments
fire and tools
and from you he's no different

(sang:) They say we were monkeys
But
people came from dust in the ground
But they're too busy thinkin' to look
into what we've found
They're just kinda pretending, but I know why they
seem afraid
If we come from creation, you need God's son to be saved
They
say we were monkeys but there was no evidence found
Still you'd better get
ready- They'll make it up anyhow