Apologetix Letterman Lyrics

Letterman Lyrics

Late night,
Watching the TV, it’s 12:00,
We’re watching
David Letterman.
With the Lord, we practice our routines.
As He opens the
show, we roll over,
Pretend we’re dead just like Spot and
Rover.
The Bible gives us a top 10 list
Can’t find on
Letterman.
We do the stupidest human tricks
Can’t find on
Letterman.
Can’t find on Letterman.
Can’t find on
Letterman.
Talkin’ to our guests, we joke and jest.
He sees our
show; He’s not impressed.
Letters that we read,
We throw them out
the window when the worldly turns us on.
We cut to music as the band plays
on.
The Bible gives us a top 10 list
Can’t find on
Letterman.
We do the dumbest of human tricks
Can’t find on
Letterman.
We smile, but there’s a big gap there
Can’t find
on Letterman.
We need somebody to fill it in
Can’t find on
Letterman.
He loves us. Yeah!
He don’t want no TV stage.
We
need Him. Yeah!
Then why do we act this way?
Just like on
Letterman.
Late night with Letterman.
Just like on Letterman.
Late
night with Letterman.