Annie Get Your Gun Cast (johnny And Mishelle) Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Lyrics

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Lyrics

*Jonny and Mishelle continue to argue as music starts*

Jonny: Anything I
can do, you think you could do better...I'll ALWAYS be
better, MUCH better
than you!
Mishelle: No, you're not!
Jonny: Yes I am!
Mishelle: No,
you're not!
Jonny: Yes I am!
Mishelle: No, you're not!
Jonny: Yes I
am, YES I AM!!!

*Mishelle put her hands to her hips,glaring at
Jonny*
Mishelle: Yeah? We'll see about THAT! *continues
singing*

Mishelle: Any insult you can think of, I'll come up with one
better! I
can always think of an insult much better than yours!
Jonny: It
ain't so!
Mishelle: Yes, it's so!
Jonny: It ain't so!
Mishelle: Yes,
it's so!
Jonny: It ain't so!
Mishelle: Yes, it's so! YES IT'S
SO!!!

*rest of the team shakes their head sadly as this continues in
higher
tones for
some time*

Travis: Oh this is great, they're
yelling so much louder! Soon, my
ears'll be bleeding, I'll be
hemorraging!
Hadji: Better not make a mess out here!
Claudette: *strains
to hear clearly* What did you say? I do not
think I can HEAR!

*Jonny
taps his foot and thinks awhile, then continues singing*

Jonny: Any trap
you can escape from, I can escape quicker! You're such a
slowpoke, you'll
NEVER catch up!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It's the truth!
Mishelle:
Dream on!
Jonny: It's the truth!
Mishelle: Dream on!
Jonny: It's the
truth! IT'S THE TRUTH!!

Mishelle: Any guy you can beat up, I can beat up
faster! You're too
clumsy, and you HIT LIKE A WUSS!
Jonny:
Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle:
Wussy-boy!
Jonny: Canine-face!
Mishelle: Wussy-boy! WUSSY
BOY!!

*Travis sighs and flips through the lyrics as the two continue to
fight*

Jonny: Any car you drive, I can drive better! I can drive
anything
better than you!

*Hadji's eyes widen, Jessie tries not to
laugh*

Mishelle: Birds will die!
Jonny: No they won't!
Mishelle:
Squirrels will die!
Jonny: No they won't!
Mishelle: Other animals will
die!
Jonny: No they won't! NO THEY WON'T!!!

Jessie: I don't believe
this! They're at it for HOURS! Better forget
about sleeping anytime
tonight!
Bryce: SOMEONE GIVE ME A SEDATIVE!!!
Travis: *covers his ears* I
would, but it won't do much good!!

*Bryce glares at his
brother*

Mishelle: If you do anything to your hair, it'll get worse!
Heck,
BANDIT'S got better hair, MUCH better than yours!
Jonny: He does
NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does
TOO!
Jonny: He does NOT!
Mishelle: He does TOO! HE DOES
TOO!!!

Jonny: Anything you can throw, I can throw harder! That
hairy
tarantula's a good prove of that!
Mishelle: You're a
JERK!!
Jonny: You're a DOG!!
Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
Jonny: You're a
DOG!!
Mishelle: You're a JERK!!
Jonny: You're a DOG!! YOU'RE A
DOG!!!

*Mishelle gets angrier. Bandit comes inside the
room*

Mishelle: Everytime I scream, you will scream LOUDER!! And then
you'll
faint, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A GUY??!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle:
FEM-BOY!!
Jonny: TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!!
Jonny:
TOMBOY!!
Mishelle: FEM-BOY!! FEM-BOY!!!

Caludette: Travis, better get
out, I can see what is coming. Bandit will
be having someone here for
dinner!!
*Bandit chomps on Travis' leg*
Travis: HELP! HE'S EATING THROUGH
MY JEANS!!!
Bryce: *laughing, Travis glares at him* I can't help it!! He
treats you
like MEAT!!

*Tai-Lee goes to Jonny and Mishelle, still
fighting*

Tai-Lee: Please stop fighting, we need our rest! Do not forget
we had a
really long flight!
Jonny: It's HER fault!
Mishelle: It's HIS
fault!
Jonny: DOBERMAN!!
Mishelle: CLOROX-BOY!!
The rest of the JQ
2000 team: GO TO BED!! GO TO BED!!! GO TO BED!!!!