The Monkey Song Lyrics

The Monkey Song lyrics

One Monday morning, I got up late
And there were these monkeys, outside ze
gate
Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free
and they ran amok

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't
do
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
I don't know what to
say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't
do

My office was run by ze studio nurse
I came downstairs und what
could be worse?
Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance
They put buggies in my
underpants

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know
what to say, the monkeys won't do
Monkeys dance day and night and
stew
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

I ran outside to
get a stick
But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick
'Cause when I
returned, much to my disgrace
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad
embrace

Nurse:I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
Yako:For
a nickel, I'll give you a clue
Dot:I didn't know your eyes were blue
I
don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

I went to me bath for a
shower and shave
The monkeys gonna put me into my grave
The entire
bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with dental
toothpaste

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know
what to say, the monkeys won't do
They is crazy nutso, I'm telling
you
-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

Well by zis time I
was feeling dread
Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head
I asked
them to leave but they stayed around
Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went
down

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know what
to say, the monkeys won't do
Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue
-Don't know
what to say, the monkeys won't do

Well my patients ran out and I'm
telling you sure
Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door
And if they don't
leave, I'm inviting you
To my house for dogmeat and monkey stew

I
don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do
-Don't know what to say, the
monkeys won't do
Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!
-Don't know what to say,
the monkeys won't do
Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you
-Don't know
what to say, the monkeys won't do

We're not monkeys, we're just
cuckoo
Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do