Macadamia Nut Lyrics

Macadamia Nut lyrics

DrSns : One Monday morning I got up late
        And there were these monkeys
outside the gate.
        The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck

       The monkeys got free and they ran amuck!
 
DrSns : I don't know
what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D  : Don't know what to say the monkeys
won't do!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D  :
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
 
DrSns : My office was run
by the studio nurse.
        I came downstairs und what could be worse?
 
      The monkeys was doing a crazy dance.
        They put buggies in my
underpants!
 
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't
do!
YW+D  : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Monkeys
dance then I dance too!
YW+D  : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't
do!
 
DrSns : I ran outside to get a stick
        But I'm telling
you, friends, those monkeys was quick!
        'Cause when I returned, much
to my disgrace
        Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!


Nurse : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do.
Yakko : For a
nickel I'll give you a clue!
Dot   : I didn't know your eyes were
blue!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
 
Marita:
Yessah, whoo!
Flavio: Ah, play that thing!
 
DrSns : I went to me bath
for a shower and shave.
        The monkeys goin' to put me into my
grave!
        The entire bathroom was laid to waste
        And they
shaved my head with minty toothpaste!
 
DrSns : I don't know what to say
the monkeys won't do!
YW+D  : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't
do!
DrSns : They is crazy-nutzo, I'm telling you!
YW+D  : Don't know what
to say the monkeys won't do!
 
DrSns : Then by this time I was feeling
dread
        They was using a shoe brush to shine me head.
        I
asked them to leave but they stayed around.
        They pulled the chain
and yee! I went down!
 
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys
won't do!
YW+D  : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns :
Call my lawyer; I'm ready to sue!
YW+D  : Don't know what to say the monkeys
won't do!
DrSns : Aaaaaaaaaa!
 
Marita: Yessah, brother!
 
DrSns
: Well me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure
        Tomorrow I show
those monkeys the door!
        And if they don't leave I'm inviting you

       To my house for dumplings and monkey stew!
 
DrSns : I don't know
what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D  : Don't know what to say the monkeys
won't do!
DrSns : Now I'm in the stew.   --  Oh, poo.
YW+D  : Don't know
what to say the monkeys won't do!
 
DrSns : Watch out for monkeys, I'm
telling you!
YWDF+M: Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW+D  :
We're not monkeys; we're just cuckoo!
YWDF+M: Don't know what to say the
Warners won't do!