I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual Lyrics

I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual lyrics

I am the very model of a cartoon individual

My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical

I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read

From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head



I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette

Then smack the villain with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette

I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright

Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite



When in a jam, I just yell 'stop' and villains in their tracks are froze

Then I sneak up, and utter 'start' and take my hands and honk their nose

I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchical progeny

From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny



To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries

Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries

From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable

Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal



You see in matters comical, unusual and whimsical

We are the very model of cartoon individuals