Animaniacs (related Recordings) The Monkey Song Lyrics

The Monkey Song Lyrics

One Monday morning, I got up late

And there were these monkeys, outside ze gate

Ze guard went to stop them but he had no luck

The monkeys got free and they ran amok



I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do



My office was run by ze studio nurse

I came downstairs und what could be worse?

Ze monkeys was doing a crazy dance

They put buggies in my underpants



I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

Monkeys dance day and night and stew

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do



I ran outside to get a stick

But I tell you friends, those monkeys was quick

'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace

Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace



Nurse:I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

Yako:For a nickel, I'll give you a clue

Dot:I didn't know your eyes were blue

I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do



I went to me bath for a shower and shave

The monkeys gonna put me into my grave

The entire bathroom was laid to waste

And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste



I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

They is crazy nutso, I'm telling you

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do



Well by zis time I was feeling dread

Zey was using a shoe brush to shine me head

I asked them to leave but they stayed around

Zey pulled the chain and ee! I went down



I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do



Well my patients ran out and I'm telling you sure

Tomorrow I show those monkeys the door

And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you

To my house for dumplings and monkey stew



I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh!

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do

Watch out for monkeys, I'm telling you

-Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do



We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo

Don't know what to say, the Warners won't do