Angry Samoans I`m A Pig Lyrics

I`m A Pig Lyrics



He picks his nose with the T.V. on

I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig

He sniffs his toes when he's feeling gone

I'm a pig now baby dig?

He goes out on Friday night

Takes off his pants coz it feels alright

Third down and twenty to go

This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go



In the gym the kids are holding their nose

I'm a pig now baby can ya dig?

I don't care coz I got B.O.

I'm a pig, I'm a pig

Body odour is no concern

When he goes shopping those noses turn

Third down and thirty to go

This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go



He's just a turkey, a two-tub turkey



Mr. Turkey

Rock

Two, three, four

Stick it



He doesn't care 'bout mowing the lawn

I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig 

He only cares about porking your mom

I'm a pig now baby, dig?

He goes out on Friday night

Takes off his pants coz it feels alright

Third down and forty to go

This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go



You're just a turkey, a two-tub turkey



You're just a two-tub turkey

Turd rock