Anderson Ian Two Short Planks Lyrics

Two Short Planks Lyrics

Find some way to square the circle.

Feet slipping, sliding on the
level.

Connect to reason, is there anybody there?

Drum it in to me
now if you dare. 



Triangles by Isosceles.

Principles by
Archimedes.

Amo, amas; even amat

make for one less way to skin the
cat.



Two short planks –

Try my luck on another day

Must be thick as 

two short planks –

That’s about all that I have
to say.



Two short planks –

Pop the question: I sit the test


Must be thick as 

two short planks –

Spin me round till I
come to rest.



They say truth comes flooding if you let it.

But what happens if I just don’t get it?

I’m blissful in my sweet
ignorance

and delight in my incompetence. 

Two short planks – 

Try my luck on another day 

Must be thick as two short planks – 

That’s about all that I have to say. Two short planks –

Pop the
question: I sit the test Must be thick as two short planks – 

Spin me
round till I come to rest.