Mindless Chimp Lyrics

Mindless Chimp lyrics

I want a girl with real big tits
She's got no mind, she's got no brain, she's
straight out of a magazine
I want a girl with real small hips
Got an I.Q.
level of 53, so she can't even talk to me
She's a mindless chimp

I
want a girl that won't talk back
Waits by the phone for me to call 
while
i'm out throwing the football
I want a bitch that i can slap
Have sex with
her at least once a day 
so all my friends won't know i'm gay
I'm a
mindless chimp