All-star United Worldwide Socialites Unite Lyrics

Worldwide Socialites Unite Lyrics

At the top of the social ladder I speak 

Let me welcome you here officially 

To the back drop of martini clatter 

Break the ice with superficial chatter 

I'm glad to be this year's MC 

To greet the chic and the elite 

Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle 

Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle 



Worldwide socialites unite 

OK, alright 



The band is grander than I recall 

The talk is cultured, if a little small 

Keep parading your charading manners 

Keep pretending that it really matters 

Don't ask, don't tell 

And please don't stare at the emperor 

In his underwear 

Special thanks to the snack committee 

Heavens, don't those tarts look pretty 



Worldwide socialites unite 

Enjoy the conversation 

But try to keep it light 

Just avoid the friction 

And if you feel conviction 

Well then, baby, step outside 

Let's keep the "lite" in social 

Let's keep the social light 

Let's keep the "lite" in socialite 



Worldwide socialites unite 

Avoid the dreaded question 

The meaning of our lives 

And as to God's existence 

Well, that's your private business 

And, quite frankly, impolite 

Let's keep the "lite" in social 

Let's keep this social light 

Let's keep the "lite" in socialite