Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Lyrics

Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh lyrics

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,

Here I am at Camp Grenada

Camp is very
entertaining

and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.



I went hiking with Joe Spivy

He developed poison ivy

You
remember Leonard Skinner

He got ptomaine poisoning last night after
dinner.



All the counselors hate the waiters

And the lake has
alligators

And the head coach wants no sissies

So he reads to us
from something called Ulysses.



Now I don't want this should scare
ya

But my bunkmate has malaria

You remember Jeffrey Hardy

They're about to organize a searching party.



Take me home, oh
muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada

Don't leave me out in the
forest where I might get eaten by a bear.

Take me home, I promise I will
not make noise or mess the house with

other boys, oh please don't make me
stay, I've been here one whole day.



Dearest fadduh, darling
muddah,

How's my precious little bruddah?

Let me come home if ya
miss me

I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.



Wait a
minute, it stopped hailing,

Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,

Playing baseball, gee that's better,

Muddah Fadduh please disregard
this letter.