Allan Sherman Harvey And Sheila Lyrics

Harvey And Sheila Lyrics

Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Oh the day they met.



Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

No one will forget.



Harvey's a CPA

He works for IBM

He went to MIT

And got his PHD.



Sheila's a girl I know

At BBDNO

She works the PBX

And makes out the checks.



Then, came, one great day when,

Harvey took the elevator,

Sheila got in two floors later,

Soon they both feltthey were falling,

Everyone heard Sheila calling,

"RING THE BELL"

But they fell,

Harv and Sheila fell in love.



Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Chose a wedding ring.



Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Married in the spring.



She shopped at A&P

He bought a usedMG

They sat and watched TV

On their RCA.



Borrowed from HFC

Bought some AT&T

And on election day

Worked for JFK.



Then they went and got a 

Charge-a-plate from R.H. Macy's

Bought a layette

Pink and lacey

Then they had twin baby girls

Both with dimples

Both with curls

One named Bea

One named Kay

Soon they joined the PTA.



Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Moved to west LA



Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Harvey and Sheila

Flew TWA



They bought a house one day

Financed by HFA

It had a swimming pool

Full of H2O



Traded their used MG

For a new XKE

Switched to the GOP

That's they way thing go.



Oh that Harvey he was really smart

He used his noodle

Sheila got a white French Poodle

Went to Europe with a VISA

Harvey's rich they say that he's a

VIP

This could be

Only in the USA.